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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:17

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
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So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Just Forget it!
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
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Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Unacceptable again!