What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Still no good.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

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So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

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No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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They put up a sign reading

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Just Forget it!

No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

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Minds and Behinds

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

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